15 Cheesy Christian Pick-Up Lines

There are so many ways for people to meet and fall in love. But which way is the best? I once saw a film called Billboard Dad where the Olsen twins advertised their dad on a billboard. While the film had some mildly hilarious G-rated results, I would not recommend it in the real world. In fact, if you want the fun-loving Christian man or woman of your dreams… Why not use a cheesy pick-up line? It worked for my mother’s brother’s parent’s grandchild. So ya know obviously it is ninety percent foolproof, forty percent of the time.

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15 – I was going to read Proverbs 31, but I think I will just study you instead.
14 – You put the “stud” in Bible study.
13 – How many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?
12 – Now I know why Solomon had so many wives… He never met you.
11 – I am not usually very prophetic, but I can see us together.
10 – I have familiarized myself with the five love languages. In fact, I invented four of them.
9 – Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
8 – I didn’t know angels flew this low.
7 – You know, I didn’t believe in predestination before tonight.
6 – You’re looking for a knight in shining armor? I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
5 – I was reading the book of Numbers and realized I don’t have yours.
4 – Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
3 – The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely… So I have been thinking about you all day.
2 – Hey, girl. You make me feel like Samson with his hair cut off: weak at the knees.
1 – I’m no Joseph. Maybe you can help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you.

 

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Do you have any more good pick up lines? Show them off in the comments!

 

Wesley Wood

Wesley Wood is an aspiring film director. He would love to make GOOD films to help spread God's word and help Christians grow.

16 Comments

  1. Robert Yow on February 5, 2015 at 11:14 pm

    I used this once before over 13 years ago & it almost worked by the expression on her face & I will use it again when the time is right.
    “Jesus loves you and I hope I get to.”

  2. Jeremy on January 1, 2015 at 11:07 am

    “I would work 7 years for your sister… But I’d work 7 more for you!”

  3. Jim Jacobs on November 12, 2014 at 8:44 am

    Is your name Faith? ‘Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for

    • Derek on December 1, 2014 at 12:45 am

      NICE

  4. Mehree on November 10, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    Hahaha! I literally had to pause the video at #2 to LOL!

  5. Cooper D Barham on October 28, 2014 at 6:12 am

    Holy cow, this article became the most circulated on the site in less than a day.
    Simple. Fun. Corny. Perfect. Good work. 🙂

  6. Jen on October 28, 2014 at 12:49 am

    Those pick up lines are more apt than reciting verses from Songs of Solomon XD

  7. Jane doe on October 27, 2014 at 11:35 pm

    Wow lol these are hilarious !!!!!!!!!

  8. andrew on October 27, 2014 at 9:48 pm

    For you, id slay two Goliaths

  9. Lady Courage on October 27, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    Oh my word. These are hilarious. #6 is when I finally LOL’d.

    Though if someone genuinely told me I embodied Proverbs 31, I would be thrilled. 😉

    • Derek on November 5, 2014 at 5:46 pm

      You genuinely embody Proverbs 31! teehee

  10. Wesley on October 27, 2014 at 5:22 pm

    Do you need prayer? Because I’m dying to lay my hands on you.

    • Earl on October 27, 2014 at 7:08 pm

      lol, just no

    • Derek on November 5, 2014 at 12:16 am

      Baha! Don’t be hasty in the laying on of hands my friend.. 😉

  11. Dakota Dickey on October 27, 2014 at 2:30 pm

    we have some Kraft Macaroni in the house. you know ” The Cheesiest”

  12. silasgreen on October 27, 2014 at 10:28 am

    These were great. #10 made me laugh. xD Now to go and put them into action…

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