I have an innate skepticism about vengeance tales. On a gut level, they are some of the easiest stories to tell. They represent the apotheosis of humanity’s yearning for cosmic justice. Someone has wronged you and now you must go on a quest to set the world right.

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Distributor: Disney’s newest plaything (20th Century Fox) Director: A last-minute replacement (David Leitch) Writer: The Three Caballeros (Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick, & Ryan Reynolds) Starring: (The Great Debater) Ryan Reynolds, (Jonah Hex) Josh Brolin, (Ms. Universe) Morena Baccarin, (Winnie the Pooh) Julian Dennison, (#NotMyDomino) Zazie Beetz, (South Park reject) T.J. Miller, (The wokest X-person) Brianna Hildebrand, (Marylin…

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